Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.

Charity

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

Husbands

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Marriage

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.

Progress

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Seasons

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.

Wages

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.